Five days a week, nine to five,
Joshua Newton writes copy that makes people pause, smile, and pay.

At 56, Joshua Newton’s head is as bald as a monk’s bell and his beard is white as salt.

And yet—legacy companies still ring him up when they’re desperate to make their Instagram feeds feel youngish in 2026, or when they need white papers fat like fifty‑some‑year‑olds.

Joshua’s creative bandwidth has been shocking other writers. For twenty‑five years.

He’s done the newsroom grind. He’s written for glossy global magazines. He’s hustled in ad agencies. He’s been tapped by television channels. Institutions in the US and Spain pinned medals on him for words and pictures. He’s written films that bent the industry’s brain. He’s ghosted six books for rich men who now bask in Amazon reviews as if they wrote them themselves. His copy has sold products, minted reputations, and helped people make millions.

Joshua’s value is brutally simple: He knows what to say, what not to say, and how to say it—so the reader forgets to scroll away and keeps loving every line.

Like you’re doing right now.

So here’s the deal: if you want a guy who writes creative copy with more bite than most AI apps can dream of, you’d say hi to Josh straight away.